Podhimbablipbunhogban is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered capybara.

Podhimbablipbunhogban created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhimbablipbunhogban, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Podhimbablipbunhogban, she will destroy your home solar system.

Podhimbablipbunhogban's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Podhimbablipbunhogban's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face indigo.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if three nematodes approach from the east.