Largfagfem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome jackal.

Largfagfem created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Largfagfem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largfagfem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Largfagfem's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Largfagfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. You must pray to Largfagfem seven times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.