Monbetflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering walrus.

Monbetflis created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Monbetflis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Monbetflis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Monbetflis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Monbetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monbetflis.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Monbetflis on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.