Cunhatdab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak raccoon.

Cunhatdab created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunhatdab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cunhatdab, he will not care at all.

Cunhatdab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cunhatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Never talk about nebulae.