Wanarmyok is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage raccoon.

Wanarmyok created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanarmyok, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wanarmyok, it will make you grow a tail.

Wanarmyok's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wanarmyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wanarmyok on top of all buildings.