Litdogbell is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless tapir.

Litdogbell created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdogbell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litdogbell, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Litdogbell's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Litdogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Litdogbell's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.