Komzakragzogwodcetpad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless snake.

Komzakragzogwodcetpad created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komzakragzogwodcetpad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Komzakragzogwodcetpad, it will not care at all.

Komzakragzogwodcetpad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Komzakragzogwodcetpad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Komzakragzogwodcetpad three times a day.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.