Babkadjon Stigpanggab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless gorilla.

Babkadjon Stigpanggab created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babkadjon Stigpanggab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Babkadjon Stigpanggab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Babkadjon Stigpanggab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Babkadjon Stigpanggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Babkadjon Stigpanggab's priests.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Babkadjon Stigpanggab.