Butfossjen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic otter.

Butfossjen created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfossjen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butfossjen, it will curse you with boils.

Butfossjen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Butfossjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if six dogs approach from the west.

3. Retreat if three turtles approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about asteroids.