Rutmadzod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able hamster.

Rutmadzod created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutmadzod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutmadzod, she will ignore you.

Rutmadzod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rutmadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rutmadzod on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.