Fudfebtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak gorilla.

Fudfebtom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfebtom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudfebtom, it will ignore you.

Fudfebtom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fudfebtom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if four ants approach from the east.