Lintipshavortflap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise centaur.

Lintipshavortflap created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lintipshavortflap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lintipshavortflap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lintipshavortflap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lintipshavortflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.