Camfutdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful centipede.

Camfutdan created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfutdan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Camfutdan, she will think nothing of it.

Camfutdan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Camfutdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.