Dimhogtik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart clam.

Dimhogtik created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimhogtik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimhogtik, it will remove you from existence.

Dimhogtik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dimhogtik's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must pray to Dimhogtik nine times a day.

5. Never eat spinach.
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