Fedlargpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless grasshopper.

Fedlargpit created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlargpit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedlargpit, he will not care at all.

Fedlargpit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fedlargpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Never wear coats.