Cubgupspagstikwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless wren.

Cubgupspagstikwad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgupspagstikwad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cubgupspagstikwad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cubgupspagstikwad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cubgupspagstikwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. You must never eat peas.