Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous elephant.

Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gigkapcidlogpiggepnullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Hide from magenta turtles for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about planets.