Dodmigtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing shrew.

Dodmigtarg created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmigtarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodmigtarg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dodmigtarg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dodmigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick swans.