Dim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental bee.

Dim created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dim, she will come to you in dreams.

Dim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dim.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.