Mapcedfenzist is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud fox.

Mapcedfenzist created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcedfenzist, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mapcedfenzist, it will send you a sign.

Mapcedfenzist's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mapcedfenzist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Put Mapcedfenzist first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.