Bottuntal is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful wasp.

Bottuntal created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bottuntal, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bottuntal, it will turn you into a tree.

Bottuntal's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bottuntal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.