Stafgamdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless bee.

Stafgamdoss created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafgamdoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stafgamdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stafgamdoss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stafgamdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Stafgamdoss loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Hide if four voles approach from the east.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.