Bepfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful newt.

Bepfarn created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Bepfarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepfarn, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bepfarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bepfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bepfarn on top of all buildings.