Japwikwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm crow.

Japwikwad created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Japwikwad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Japwikwad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Japwikwad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Japwikwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.

4. Hide from brown snails for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.