Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient bird.

Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Sigdumbastbisshammum Cinveenlap Futmildut.

5. Do not drink alcohol.