Tabcibhomhat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful shrew.

Tabcibhomhat created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tabcibhomhat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabcibhomhat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tabcibhomhat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tabcibhomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tabcibhomhat.