Vidbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient parrot.

Vidbarn created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidbarn, he will torture you forever.

Vidbarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vidbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always obey Vidbarn's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vidbarn on top of all buildings.