Sterdodfligtonknelmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying whale.

Sterdodfligtonknelmob created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterdodfligtonknelmob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sterdodfligtonknelmob, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sterdodfligtonknelmob's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sterdodfligtonknelmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near ants.

2. Put Sterdodfligtonknelmob first in all things.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sterdodfligtonknelmob on top of all buildings.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.