Bestgidjadbagcubgethas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent penguin.

Bestgidjadbagcubgethas created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgidjadbagcubgethas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestgidjadbagcubgethas, it will cry a lot.

Bestgidjadbagcubgethas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bestgidjadbagcubgethas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestgidjadbagcubgethas.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.