Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous pigeon.

Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Put Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib first in all things.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Hubnurxuc Nurtmobcib on top of important buildings.