Higkanbonkman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil sheep.

Higkanbonkman created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higkanbonkman, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higkanbonkman, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Higkanbonkman's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Higkanbonkman's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.