Fitlipnabdub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving turtle.

Fitlipnabdub created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitlipnabdub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fitlipnabdub, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fitlipnabdub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fitlipnabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Hide if five nematodes approach from the north.