Flapjipfudfonnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable deer.

Flapjipfudfonnar created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapjipfudfonnar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flapjipfudfonnar, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flapjipfudfonnar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flapjipfudfonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Flapjipfudfonnar's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.