Safminjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating cobra.

Safminjab created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Safminjab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safminjab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Safminjab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Safminjab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safminjab.

5. Never talk about comets.