Gabfedceb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil toad.

Gabfedceb created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfedceb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabfedceb, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gabfedceb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gabfedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. You must pray to Gabfedceb five times a day.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.