Dagcatlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident frog.

Dagcatlarp created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagcatlarp, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dagcatlarp, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dagcatlarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dagcatlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.