Tamsog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome wyrm.

Tamsog created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamsog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tamsog, it will laugh at you.

Tamsog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tamsog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Tamsog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never eat parsnips.