Artgengommabwanwat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered clam.

Artgengommabwanwat created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artgengommabwanwat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Artgengommabwanwat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Artgengommabwanwat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Artgengommabwanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.

5. Never write about black holes.