Jipsugtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent finch.

Jipsugtab created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsugtab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jipsugtab, she will turn you into a rat.

Jipsugtab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jipsugtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jipsugtab's priests.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Run away if four swans approach from the west.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jipsugtab on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about amino acids.