Shavlarpwee is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Shavlarpwee created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Shavlarpwee, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavlarpwee, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Shavlarpwee's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Shavlarpwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not take Shavlarpwee's name in vain.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about gravity.