Wotwikcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish shark.

Wotwikcip created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotwikcip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotwikcip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wotwikcip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wotwikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.