Looptarpspagwabnellfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest tortoise.

Looptarpspagwabnellfarn created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Looptarpspagwabnellfarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Looptarpspagwabnellfarn, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Looptarpspagwabnellfarn's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Looptarpspagwabnellfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face fawn.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always obey Looptarpspagwabnellfarn's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.