Pascutrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous centipede.

Pascutrip created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascutrip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pascutrip, it will remove you from existence.

Pascutrip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pascutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pascutrip.

5. Fast once a month.