Vidcinduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic butterfly.

Vidcinduss created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Vidcinduss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vidcinduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vidcinduss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vidcinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.