Bissdungeplabkopsom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fussy dingo.

Bissdungeplabkopsom created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bissdungeplabkopsom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bissdungeplabkopsom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bissdungeplabkopsom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bissdungeplabkopsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissdungeplabkopsom.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bissdungeplabkopsom.

5. You must never eat grapes.