Weenabhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful bat.

Weenabhen created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenabhen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weenabhen, it will come to you in dreams.

Weenabhen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Weenabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Weenabhen's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.