Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit, it will turn you into a frog.

Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tadvidmig Zanbimpan Babbansadpit's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if seven voles approach from the east.

4. Hide from white swans for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.