Wee is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless squirrel.

Wee created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wee, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wee, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wee's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Hide if three mites approach from the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Worship no other gods but Wee.