Tafzutmet is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful dragonfly.

Tafzutmet created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafzutmet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafzutmet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tafzutmet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tafzutmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tafzutmet on top of all buildings.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.