Sidviglun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain penguin.

Sidviglun created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Sidviglun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidviglun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sidviglun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sidviglun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Sidviglun on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Put Sidviglun first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.